Still, the vast majority of the Bears remain confused and uncomfortable simply due to repeated head trauma. »
Bad news for all you Patriots fans out there who were thinking, "I would like to attend the Aaron Hernandez murder trial and also let everyone know that I am a big shithead," »
Actually, the idea of hosting a private party there sounds pretty good if you're looking for a place where the authorities will turn a blind eye to rampant drug use. »
Ah, the penultimate week of the regular season. 9 of the 12 playoff spots remain up for grabs. In the BHMC, SbV8 and Freeman can clinch with a win, while rhythm method can also clinch but would need some help. Over in SonarJoseLand, DingoDen, Mangini, and DJJJW will all be almost certainly through to the playoffs with… »
Week 15 is for all intents and purposes finished. Marmol failed in his quest to get shut out in the Idiots pool to match his result at the bar Saturday night, but still managed to drop a #2 on the pool. »
Somehow I managed to get everyone's picks despite Twitter DMs shitting the floor today like they were Chuck Johnson. Well guess what, fuckers? No more sending in picks via twitter. Next week we're going full-on Google forms, which 24 of you did anyway this week (as well as some assholes who just wanted to fuck around… »
Judge: "This evidence is inadmissible. Bailiff, throw it out."
Bailiff: [throws evidence eight yards short of the garbage can]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks evidence up off the courthouse floor]
Bailiff: [throws evidence like ten yards over the garbage can and a bit to the right of it]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks… »
Door across the hallway: "Dude! Are you OK?!"
Shot Door: [toughly] "Bro, I'm fine, I didn't even get my bell rung." »