All right, in the (temporary, hopefully) absence of MBA, imma try something here. Not sure how long I do it for, or if anyone will care, but I plan to pick my top 3 comments from the day, and list them here, because doggonit, Kinja lets me do it. No commentary today because I'm still figuring this damn thing out, and because I had to keep logging in all day long until my dumb ass figured out why I kept getting logged off in the first place.

Without further ado:

3rd Star: Eddie Murray Sparkles

2nd Star: The Amazing Sneijderman

1st Star: Walk Off HBP

Congratulations, idiots!